clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007

Calzone

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

by Wilbur Wildcat January 18, 2009

Calzone

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

by The Long Dick Of The Law. July 9, 2011

calzonazos

Dícese de aquél que comete dejación de sus funciones de macho-alfa en presencia de una hembra, esta ejerce sobre él una influencia de gran poder y de manera sutil.

Admin, eres un calzonazos, ¡vuelve con nosotros!

by kaveri March 18, 2005

cazor

Young massassian. God of spamming and hormones. Will hump anything.

Spawned from AOL chatrooms, Cazor spends his days and nights lurking in the massassi temple. See massassi.

* Cazor humps spud
<spud> O_O

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

Chazon

A handsome crazy young guy. Chazon can also be very funny with his actions, jokes, and facial expressions. Also a very good athlete, will do everything to win. Don't mess with chazon because you will regret it. Chazon is a very good friend and makes everyone smile.

person 1: Chazon always makes me laugh, he is so funny and cute!
person 2: I know! ? He makes everyone laugh ;)
person: I would be lucky to have him as my bf :)

by bigdaddynuggets August 21, 2012