Santa Claus

A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of short people that dress up in green outfits.

Did you see Mr. Johnson the other day? He was such a Santa Claus!

by OlfinSeaSquid May 29, 2018

Herod Clause

A clause in a contract, frequently buried in the fine print, that obligates the signer to fulfill an unacceptable condition, i.e. giving up your first born child. Sometimes such clauses are included to test whether the contract has been read by the client. Named for King Herod in the New Testament. British origin.

"I reviewed that contract and it has a Herod Clause on page three."

by hiplexicog October 11, 2014

Sancho Claus

He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work

Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..

Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!

Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...

by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018

The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

Hogan Clause

The name of a stipulation put in Hulk Hogan's WCW contract which gave him the power to decide entirely how his wrestling matches were going to play out.

Does HHH have the Hogan Clause in his contract? No, he doesn't, but he sure acts like he does.

by Brad Dotlich March 31, 2003

Clash of Clans Faggot

Clash of Clans Faggot

Someone who takes Clash of Clans way too seriously. They'll say your base is rushed even though it's not or you don't care. They might have a maxed out townhall but still in silver league. A lot of faggots don't know how to play the game properly. For example, they'll drop one troop and leave. Causing them to lose trophies. They'll put their townhall on the outside even though it's supposed to be on the inside. Some will force you to donate troops. If you don't get a 3 star they will say you suck at attacking. In wars the faggots will do an all dragon raid with rage spells even though there's plenty of other troops to use.

Me- "I just 2 starred a maxed out townhall 10!"

Clash of Clans Faggot- "Your base is super rushed and you suck at attacking. "

by GraphicArtist115 August 3, 2015

Santa Claus

The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".

kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*

by gcgdpunk January 22, 2006