cripe

Variant of "Christ!" used as an cry of exclimation.

Ah cripe, I shit my pants again!

by turdburglar May 13, 2005

Crip Call

the crip call is used by crips to call other members or to call for backup or assistance sounds like scoooee

yo my nigga theres 6lobs rollin like 12 deep over there let me crip call my crew scoooeee!

by B.L.C. Baby Loc Crip October 25, 2008

Crippled Midget

When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function

I snorted so much blow that when the hookers got here I had a crippled midget and wasted my $500

by Vann September 1, 2008

Crip Love

Making a heart with your hands (Two C's coming together)
Crip Love

she showin me some uv dat crip love, ya knowwwwww.

by VicKie cEnt January 10, 2009

nipple cripple

The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.

Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.

by enke November 9, 2004

cripingtons

similar in origin to cripes, but referring to a more extreme situation ( vulgar in some circles). seemingly concieved by a british trumpeter in the 90's

*hits thumb with hammer* cripingtons!

by OndRaSe January 6, 2006

Crippled GT

That person in a wheelchair who always runs your feet over at the most inconvinient time. Mainly occurs in a hallway at school or work.

Jeff: Oh shit watch your feet
Susan: What are you talking about
Jeff: Here comes the Crippled GT

by FCTSFunnyGuy January 9, 2010