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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
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the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.
BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision
by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019
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Circumcised Sex

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025
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Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.
Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.
by Linguine88 December 6, 2022
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Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".
Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!
by bouletman12 October 28, 2025
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Tight circumcision

Not to be confused with Radical Circumcision, which is something of a another whole level.

Basically a normal circumcision, but with the small two blubs at the sides right at the opening of the urethra, also removed. This is usually seen on many male pornstars.
James had a tight circumcision, thus he does not have two small bulbs right at the opening of his urethra.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
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