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circuscision 

A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.

This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
Dude Steven I literally just got circuscised, what am I gonna do? Circuscision is tuff man.
circuscision by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020
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circuscision 

A industry term clowns and other circus beings use when they get fired from working at a circus.

This originated when Mark Brady got fired from a circus and first used the word in a interview with hummy times magazines for a page in their paper about working as a clown in 2020.
Dude Steven I literally just got circuscised, what am I gonna do? Circuscision is tuff man.
circuscision by Rafe Chapman September 11, 2020

Radical circumcision 

Radical circumcision...a really tight circumcision that leaves absolutely no loose skin, it usually entails complete excision of the frenum. Not seen so often these days, but frequently requested by men with a circumcision fetish.
His cock is skinned so tight it must have been a radical circumcision.

Hillbilly Circumcision 

When a hillbilly boy/man is getting a blow job from his sister/cousin you kick her in the jaw taking of foreskin and some of the penis, it all depends how deep his penis is down her through.
I heard Jill's boyfriend walked in on Jack and Jill when they were having sex. He he kicked Jill in the jaw and gave Jack a hillbilly circumcision.

Self-circumcision 

Surgical procedure executed with nothing more than your own zipper, generally under the anesthetic effects of beer, rum, vodka, whiskey or similar beverages.
1) Man! Do you recall if last night i was attacked by a furious wild animal?
- Dont think so, maybe you just got self-circumcised.

2) OMG dude!! I wonder if during last night's party I nailed a long-nailed chick or if I just executed a Self-circumcision.
Self-circumcision by Antonio MH August 4, 2009

circumcision 

circumcision by UncutGuy November 8, 2003

Buttonhole circumcision 

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.
This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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