Death Valley

After fucking your girl on her period, the penis is removed and placed between her Grand Tetons creating a murder scene between her tits.
Girl: hey babe, I’m on my period. Want to go to Death Valley?
by Crodstick September 13, 2019
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 13, 2025
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