Candlejack

When you say his name, he kidnaps you.

Who is Candlejack? He sounds reta

by Zomg man of teh ubers July 5, 2009

candle in the wind

Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.

Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.

by LaChad April 21, 2008

cinderella-ed

Getting stuck with the shit jobs that the more important people around you are unwilling to do.

Dude, what are you doing with that mop and what is that smell?

I just totally got cinderella-ed.

by Brett Barnes May 17, 2006

Cinderella

A slaved woman that cleans up for everyone and is so affectionate who marries a guy that has danced with a lot of beautiful mysterious women.

That's what a Cinderella is, why does she always fall for the same type of guy after he is so used.

Cinderella and her man are both used.

by littlemisspiggy December 6, 2009

candle

A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.

Just don't store the condoms near the candle.

by daywalker. August 26, 2009

Cinderfella

A man who must be home by midnight for any one of a variety of reasons or he will face serious consequences

Dan: Dude its 1145, I gotta get out of here and take my medicine or I'll pass out.

Mike: You are such a Cinderfella

by budlightdraft June 4, 2015

Cinderslut

A person who presumed to be a whore but is actually pure. First used by the Grimm brothers.

"The Virgin Mary is such a Cinderslut."

by Cinder311a January 4, 2012