midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Churning

The unethical practice of dragging out unnecessary processes and procedures in order to delay providing Social Services in hope to discouraged applicants to drop their effort for assistance. The use of long automated telephone answering system and online Website technology that's constantly broken has become today's effort to discourage those in need of help.

"The office received two completed application, we have to work harder at churning these people"

by bpj101 April 24, 2016

Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.

Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.

by SuperFatSteve April 13, 2024

Churn

In Charleston South Carolina it’s, “child” “kids” “YN” “children”

Damn, look at them churn acting up! Gon have to knock one of em”

by Rowdy Rich July 3, 2025

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

churn chocolate butter

Slang term for anal sex.

My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.

by Dc53 January 12, 2016