A fictional orange fish which can survive out of water for several minutes, having the capacity to switch off it's robotic gills and energise it's livo-tron (also known as a Jesus). Commonly confused with goldfish but differences in size must be accounted for, as christmas tend to be several times larger than the average goldfish. The eggs of these creatures are called 'presents'.
by Juhmikay December 21, 2010
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by FoxShadowBlack May 7, 2011
Get the Christmas mug.A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.
by Malfacteur December 11, 2003
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A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the Christmas mug.The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas
by S. A. Jackson January 9, 2008
Get the Christmas mug.Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
by meth0d man December 25, 2010
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