Chaustin

A significantly hairy man who masturbates too frequently

That Chaustin is always jerkin it

by kNoLxve August 9, 2023

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

Mexican Chopsticking

When two Mexicans innerlock dicks and turn their into chopsticks.

Dude give me some of that Mexican chopsticking.

by Keiton V March 15, 2021

En chaussette c’est plus chouette

Il s’agit d’une expression utilisée lorsque quelqu’un souhaite pratiquer un acte sexuelle avec autrui. Elle est souvent utilisée lorsqu’une attirance physique est ressentie.

Je pense que l’on devrait aller plus loin parce que n’oublie pas qu’en chaussette c’est plus chouette.

by Aywoman June 1, 2020

chopsticks chipping

The act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.

Ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn't because you didn't want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? If you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.

Satisfied user: "Chopsticks chipping saved my life."

by Jkimmy98 March 19, 2014