twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.

"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."

by voorheez January 16, 2008

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Ninja Cholera

In Oregon Trail II, this term is used when someone in your wagon party dies inexplicably from cholera.

Jebediah has died of ninja cholera.
How the hell?!

by A Dysentery Germ September 24, 2016

Backseat chicken choker

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper)

A singer that is British, with dreadlocks and always wears a hat. He lives on Manchester, England. He was born on 1st of November 1983 (34 years old), but sadly his mother died when was 11 months. So he made a song called 'We were Raised Under Grey Skies' which is about his mother. He has 4 older sisters (Details Unknown), for some reason, he doesn't want to say anything about his sisters.. So anyways, he has a son (Details Unknown), I guess he doesn't want to say much publicly about his son, but I'll call him Kennedy Cooper. He was featured on a song with Jonas Blue called Perfect Strangers on 2016, so he was well known from that song. Then on 2017, he made his OWN song called September Song and it went to +40,000,000 views on YouTube. And finally, Raised Under Grey Skies album came out and it got other songs like; She's on my mind, Closer, Passport Home and Momma's Prayers.

John Paul Cooper (JP Cooper) so loves Jonas Blue that he always sings 'Perfect Strangers' everytime, even on his worst days..

by Shaymar News February 23, 2018

cooper

cooper is the best guy you’ll ever find. he knows how to light up your day. he helps anyone that needs it and is always there for you. if you date a cooper, you’ll always miss him and his smile, his laugh and his kindness. man, everyone wants to date a cooper.

cooper is great.

by thikki nikki June 23, 2018