choonked

Essex slang for "cant be bothered", means the person is really lazy in other words

guy 1: you wanna come to central london today?

guy 2: nah cant be choonked with that can i?

by TO THE MAX April 26, 2007

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Crookedy

Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.

1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!

by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

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Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!

Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?

by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009

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Severely messed up, either via temporary intoxication caused by drink or drugs, or it can be used to describe someone's general personalty, in which context it's akin to calling someone a weirdo or strange.

1) Shit man. I am COOKED! Those beers by themselves weren't so bad but the weed and the pills man they cooked me up good.

2) That dude is one of the most cooked people I've ever known. Serious weirdo!

by PlaceLondon July 4, 2016

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