Charleston Chew

A sexual act in which one partner, while performing cunnilingus, adjusts such that the upper lip rests on the women's labia, while the lower lip rests on her anus. the taint is placed in between the lips and 'gummed on', like an old women eating a huge rubber cock.
'Dude, i got smacked with a flashlight while giving my girl droppsies in the car... when i came to, i realized i was giving her the ol' charleston chew.... bitches.

'My girl queefed and farted at the same time. yeah. it was sick. but man, what was worse is that i was giving her a charleston chew when it happened. i wish i was dead.'

by sloots boots August 05, 2006
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elephant chew

A word used in place of i love you. If said softly, maybe bought as "I love You" works even better if mouthed and not said.
Woman:"Well, i just have to say this I LOVE YOU!"
Man: oh elephant chew.
by NOFX28 November 14, 2007
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hard-chew

Something such as a topic or a matter, often unpleasant, that is required to think or discuss over for long time.
This topic seems a hard-chew! I need to chew it over.
by jaelee11 March 12, 2008
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Charleston chew

a long chocolate bar, probably the longest one you can buy
"And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew"- Dr. Dre- forgot about dre
by fresh prince June 22, 2005
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sour chew

poopguzzler21: Hey nukka
incestation: yo, sour chew?
poopguzzler21: gr8 doin ma thang chilz wif da homesies
incestation: dude, stop typing that way...
by valakazam January 27, 2009
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chew patch

The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?
by ChiefHungLo August 21, 2014
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chew harder

when someone says "tough shit," you use this little phrase as a comeback/response/rejoinder.
will: man, i've got to work all day saturday. guess i won't get to go to the ballgame with you guys.
bill: aw, tough shit.
will: REALLY? CHEW HARDER!!!
by earpuller November 18, 2010
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