Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

Chester Copperpot

After pooing you close the lid of the toilet before checking that the flush has taken the poo away. Hours later the next person to use the toilet finds the remains of your poo in the toilet cave

Man I just used your toilet and I found Chester Copperpot

by LL T 82 December 15, 2021

chester roll

When your side rolls eat your bra.

I could see her chester roll through her tank top arm pit.

by Jenkins08 July 13, 2015

Chester A. Arthur

Was the 21st President of the United States. But this is the act of a man fucking someone anally and then the receiver fartin’ through a magical airstream channel that has the air from the fart stream into the slit or hole of the cock meat.

Damn that girl Chester A. Arthur’d my cock during back shots last night.

by FittyPat December 28, 2022