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Sticky Chester

Also known as the "Dirty Chester" or the "Chester Arthur".
The act of giving anal, then faking an orgasm onto a persons back, and instead spitting on it. When they turn their head to look, give them a harsh donky punch to the head (repeat if needed), knocking them out. Then cum on their face and shave your pubic region (and or asshair/backhair) and spread it over the cum evenly. Stick a pillow to the side of their head and lay them pillow side down on the ground. The next morning they will wake up to a suprise(their face will be stuck to the pillow and full of pubic hairs and dried semen), also known as the Sticky Chester.
Shelley was a real hobag last night, so I had no choice but to give her the Sticky Chester. She was PISSED!
by Sra. Andruecci December 26, 2006
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chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida
Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?
by Tony November 14, 2003
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Chester the Molester

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!
by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014
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Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.
Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.
by tomjordan September 4, 2011
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chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.
That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.
by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011
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Cheesy Chester

The act of masturbation after ingesting Cheetos, and not washing off the cheesy dust left on one's finger tips.
When I get home, I'm gonna munch down a whole bag of Cheetos and Cheesy Chester myself until I pass out.
by shorttripp2 February 28, 2011
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chester roll

When your side rolls eat your bra.
I could see her chester roll through her tank top arm pit.
by Jenkins08 July 13, 2015
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