cheesybugs

the proper name for wood lice

have you ever eaten a cheesybug

by les nolan December 28, 2003

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

cheniyah

she can dance, she smart, and she got a fat ass, she insecure and quiet but she a freak.

Person 1: Have you met that girl Cheniyah yet?
Person 2: Nah, not yet

Person 3: Well, you need to... Trust me

by TheRealNiggaDictionary March 17, 2018

going cheney

Similar to going postal, but usually involving a shotgun filled with buckshot instead of an uzi. May involve the disfiguring of a friend or associate by firing the shot at their face, usually after drinking lots of scotch.

Nigga, you disrespect me again and I will be going cheney on your ass.

by Buggieboy April 11, 2008

Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?

by smpoza February 21, 2009

Cheesy Dick

A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...

"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"

"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"

by TSMorgan October 18, 2013

it aint easy, being cheesy

A term used in defense of a verbal attack. Often said when you are blamed for something that was clearly your fault.

gulf: 'you ruined the the lives of thousands of people, and caused irreparable damage to the environment, not to mention taking away people's livlihoods.'

BP: 'we have a lot on our plate at the moment'

gulf: 'our lives are over'

BP: 'It aint easy, being cheesy'

gulf: 'oh, we understand. Sorry we should've known.

by dart8's4life June 25, 2010