Casper Index

The Casper index is the law of logarithmic scale to determine how white someone is.

Wow that kid is so white he looks like Casper the ghost he must be a 10 on the Casper index

by EnglishPlague May 5, 2021

Caspered

Similar to getting ghosted but by a friend. So a friend disappearing on you. Not a tinder match that ya thought you might’ve married. A friend you’ve know for a long time.

I asked my friend to a picnic to have a beer or wine and laugh at the old days since we hadn’t seen each other in 15 years. Then she straight up poofed, fucking Caspered me bc of my tone! My fkn tone in messenger ffs!

by E Rawk June 29, 2021

champagneeakhi

he’s awesome i know he has been through a lot man but it will get better sometimes you have to put yourself together youre not alone youre amazing

champagneeakhi im proud of you i really am im sorry you’ve been through a lot these day but trust me it will get better, i love you, take care.

by doodoofag July 17, 2021

Chaipan

Chaipan is the cutest adorable person who doesnt swear or say dirty stuff

Chaipan: domt swear

by Sp.0nge_ September 2, 2021

Flaccid Casper

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

Shluff Like A Champ

The need, nay, the biological requirement, to take a lengthy nap, more so than any other type of resting period.

It may also be phrased as "straight shluffin'."

Dude, I could shluff like a CHAMP right now. You know what? I'm gonna.

Yo man, are you awake?
Nah, I'm straight shluffin'.

by Colonel Shluff Sanders May 9, 2011

chamPAIN

The type of hangover that you feel when you've partied the night before with ***WAAAAAYYYY*** too much champagne.

{Husoos}: Happy New Year Hozay!!! Time to get up!!!

{Hozay}: Owwww Husoos, leave me the fuck alone! I had way too much champagne at the bar last night -- I had 2 bottles and you only had half a bottle. Now I have chamPAIN and I think I need to ralf in the toliet as well. Ow! My head is throbbing! (sound of rapid footsteps...puking noises audible...)

by Telephony November 13, 2013