Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.

Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009

chronic camper

I came up with the term "chronic camper" for those noob gamers who like to camp round after round on CS, Call of Duty and any other FPS. Chronic suggesting that there constant camping is like an illness.

Call them "CC's" for short.

Friend 1: "Oh man, I was playing Call of Duty 4 last night and some noob just kept camping and it took me 3 attempts to get him".

Friend 2: "Yeah dude, fucking chronic campers".

by hypr. August 3, 2009

Chronic stuff

chronic stuff is a term used to describe the drug marijuana or commonly known as weed.

Matt loves to par take in the smoking of the chronic stuff on a daily basis.

by marine matt December 22, 2009

chanicka

The most beautiful person and the smartest the person, she knows how to make you smile and always has the cutest cheeks

Chanickas are the best

by Buff man 21 July 9, 2017

Chronic Death

The act of dying constantly. Frequent blackouts and body aches, usually associated with heart disease.

Oh no, I think I have Chronic Death!

by Reby November 2, 2018

chronic sad ass

It’s when your booty cheeks invert in or look really saggy and is very unappealing to the human eye

Dom-“Yo Chris that bitch with the glasses got a case of chronic sad ass”
Chris-“yo why that shit saggy as hell😂”

by Sad neck October 31, 2019

Chronic Lyricosis

A condition that effects victims by making them think they know the lyrics to popular songs, completely unaware, that they are completely clueless.

A: *sings the lyrics “bring me a higher love from “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood, as “bring me an iron lung”.
B: I’m really worried that you might have Chronic Lyricosis.
A: Why, what makes you say that? I’m singing it correctly aren’t I?

by Jefferson Davis (JD) Fuller May 20, 2020