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chamboned

1. When you think you're a champ and keep throwing back brews and shots but later can't keep your shit together and throw up everywhere.
2. When you think you are a champ cause you're getting a good deal on something but you're really getting screwed.
1. "Dude, Steve just threw up all over the kitchen!" Haha "Damn man he is CHAMBONED!"
2. "I was all out of beer so I bought these 3 warm Keystones from someone for five bucks." "Thats a rip off man...you just got chamboned."
by nunle August 21, 2010
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Champion Juice

When someone has worked hard and is now soaked in sweat
Barry is covered in Champion Juice. He must have been ballin hard.
by Kamcool March 4, 2015
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wifeing championships

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.
Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!
by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010
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Champion's Nod

The Silent Nodding Action of the head between 2 powerful individuals, in exchange of acknowledgment.
Usually seen in movies between heroes or leaders when they agree on a particular strand of thoughts.
Its accompanied by a serious facial expression and a very confident look in the eye.
Signifies victory.
As the Hero emerged victory from their fearsome battle, no words were spoken.
However, as Leonidas looked at his army, he nodded with a sense of pride and faith..

'Champion's nod'
by ahkhee January 29, 2009
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Champagne-os

Those who enjoy the consumption of champange to the extent of your typical wino.
I never drink champagne.
Oh really? We are total champagne-os.
by buble girls February 14, 2010
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Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.
Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.
by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014
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champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.
I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.
by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015
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