A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
Get the cereal box zombie mug.Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
by McSandtrap October 10, 2005
Get the Cereal Bar mug.Related Words
cereal
• cerys
• cereal killer
• Ceren
• cert
• Certified Lover Boy
• Cerberus
• ceri
• ceres
• cerote
Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009
Get the Certainty Pimp mug.The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.
by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005
Get the certifiable mug.The years between 2000 and 3000. Being the millennium that the human brain/mind makes its greatest leaps in power, knowledge and exploration. The connecting of all human thought in real-time will most likely occur in the next 1000 years. The word "Cerebellennium" is a combination, or portmanteau, of the words CEREBELLUM (part of brain) and MILLENNIUM (a thousand years).
The human mind will change in unforeseeable ways over the next 1000 years, as the Cerebellennium unfolds.
by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 December 23, 2009
Get the Cerebellennium mug.Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.
Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
Get the Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc mug.Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.
by TFE August 7, 2006
Get the Super Cereal mug.