cellrection

When ones phone bulges from their pocket, appearing to be an erect penis.

Friend 1: Did you see his boner, he's so hot for you!

Friend 2: it was probably just a cellrection.

by Imail May 21, 2014

cellophone

an early model of phone attached to a string and connected the wall

Mary picked up the cellophone, as it was ringing.

by EatSpicyPies November 29, 2017

to play the weird cello

to give someone a handjob

i was playing the weird cello last night when my favorite song came on

by tala November 24, 2003

glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.

"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."

by jiadi August 18, 2013

Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.

If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧

by theblackadder March 2, 2023

hollywood cellar

coolest store ever. has cool phantom of the opera stuff

phantom of the opera stuff gerard buter is sexy

by Sandy March 20, 2005