Rootbeer's definitions

Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

by Rootbeer March 15, 2005

o~Jé

MC from upstate New York. Signed to Rootbeer's Liquid Records. He likes Twinkees.

o~Jé is aight but he ain't as ill as Rootbeer. Maybe if he didn't talk about himself so damn much people would give him respect.

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

Freeway

Another crappy rapper signed to Rocafella records. He has a long beard. If he only owned a turban he would look like Osama Bin Laden. I enjoy beating the shit out of him in Def Jam: Fight For NY

Wow, Freeway sucks immensely. He should hang up the mic because he blows so badly.

by Rootbeer March 13, 2005

Liquid Records

Record company, founded by Rootbeer that is the home to artists such as Rootbeer, BullDogg, o~Jé, DJ Leviathan, G Money and Ghost

Sexy Female: I want to fuck each and every member of Liquid Records

by Rootbeer February 19, 2005

Ja Rule

NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty

by Rootbeer February 21, 2005

The Game

Rapper who sounded pretty good when he was underground but in January 2005 he came out with a shitty album called The Documentary. After this release, his labelmate 50 Cent started beef with him. The Game probably thinks of it as publicity but in reality it will do nothing but fuck up his career. If and when he comes out with another CD it won't have shit for sales.

The Game blows. He should stop making records before G-Unit eats him alive like they did with Ja Rule, Joe Budden and Jadakiss.

by Rootbeer July 5, 2005

Vietguam

A very, very, very distant place or location, often many miles out of one's way

"hey who's picking up Steve?"
"not me. That dude lives in Vietguam"

by RootBeer July 17, 2012