celebate

Act of celebrating by masterbating!

I celebated after finals on Wednesday!

by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008

The JP celebration.

Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.

I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.

by Geoff Stelling October 31, 2010

Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."

"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"

by bearbax May 29, 2009

Calibrated

Another way of describing someone who is buff, ripped or rather muscular.

Great when associated with guns

Mate, your guns are totally calibrated!

You want to come to the gym with me and get calibrated?

by TheWorldofAndo July 26, 2010

celebratable

Worthy of or cause for celebration or festivities

Insisted reunion must be celebratable.

by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

celerbrate

Celery and peanut butter. The ultimate reward for all chicks on a diet.

After dropping another five pounds she celerbrated and opened a bottle of Marquis de la Tour Brut.

by bigknockers February 20, 2010

anti-celebration

The shouting, swearing and general annoyance when your sports team concedes. Always a lot more fun when alcohol is involved.

When an anti-celebration will occur:
Opposition score
*Screaming at the top of your voice, whilst flailing your arms* "For fucks sake, you useless set of cunts; the Jews performed better in WWII"

by Gin the Dentist September 14, 2011