sweet cattle

good cuts of meat owned by you OR boobs

Person 1: so I hear you meet my sister yesterday
Person 2: yea she showed me her sweet cattle
Person 1: oh yea our dad was a butHEY WAIT A MINUTE

by Mrs. dismantle the patriarchy November 14, 2013

Black cattle

Another for fat black bitches.

Do you like black cattle homie?

by BDiddy11 June 27, 2022

Cattle-hogger

when someone doesn't share their hamburger with their friends

"Hey Homie!! quit being a Cattle Hogger!"
"Bruh wont give me his meats! Cattle-Hogger!"

by SKibidi-Rizzler15 February 5, 2025

head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.

Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.

by Shockmasta January 27, 2017

Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

Cattle Cunt

A person that is being a giant asshole or overall cunt.

1. Shawn is such a cattle cunt, did he have to react in that manner towards Yauna?
2. You are a cattle cunt.

by BG101 February 21, 2020

Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019