catapillars

a word used to describe someones eyebrows when then get a wee bit hairy

Girl 1 :-) i just got my eyebrows waxed

Girl 2 |:-) lucky i have catapillars

by shamrocksweetie February 27, 2009

canape bitch

A female who runs off with another's man. The man in question tends to be a chef, and she is likely to be helping him to make canapes for large catering events. She often has a fishy smell due to the continued handling of caviar and smoked salmon for the canapes. One should be wary of the presence of a possible canape bitch when one is dating a chef.

girl 1: so what happened last night then?
girl 2: oh, my chef boyfriend ran off with a canape bitch
girl 1: yeah, that short fat blonde bitch did look like a canape bitch.

by chefsarefit December 9, 2009

Ethopian Catapult

The act of ejaculating into a black woman's ass while in the doggy style position.

Rufus was an expert at giving his hos the ethiopian catapult.

by duffman July 8, 2004

Chechen Catapult

When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.

"hey man i banging your mom last night, then finished with a Chechen catapult.

by GOTfan69 May 29, 2013

catapillar blowjob

when a catapillar likes to move it's spikes along a man's genital area.
and the man gets erect when the catapillar is still on the gentile area.

person 1; hey dude, im a cool guy like you. i suggest you have a catapillar blowjob before you end up with a penis like this guy..

by shakirashanequabigtits May 23, 2012

Catapharact

A keen eyed internet sharp shooter with a penchant for taking out overconfident being who dare challenge his awesomeness. His appeal to the general crowd falls upon his eagerness to knockout any person who stick their head in his personal space and to break all egos that try to surpass his. His devotion to his most alluring partner makes him a constant target of harrasment from females.

"I don't just want you to give you 100% to the game; I want you to give a Catapharact!"

by Wolfie's Scope September 2, 2008

Catlapped

Catlapping is when you take a cat, and slap your friend in the crotch with it.

"Holy crap what happened to you?"
"I got catlapped by Jimmy..."

by Old Man Tran October 31, 2011