Calais

A major city in France where people go to have corns and skin-thickenings removed.

Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Calais Challenge

This is a challenge set for any British public boarding school boy/ girl. One driver and a group of loyal comrades embark on a return trip to Calais in one night. The aim is to sneak out of the boarding house after the evening register, drive to folkestone, hop over to calais, get a snap of the 4 pioneers in front of the famous "Calais Sign" and get back to the boarding house in time for some brekky without being caught. You later show your housemaster/ housemistress the photo with a marked time. As the myth goes this has only been completed once by 4 Harrowvian troopers. These men will forever be remembered in the hearts and minds of public school boys future, present and past.

Back in my school days I completed the Calais challenge with my mates.

Did you hear about the legend of the Calais challenge.

by Bill Wage December 5, 2018

Cala

when youre on the cala youre on the eets - getting lit with the adlays.

enjoying a decadent calamari.

lads im on the cala tonight

by eshpiglad July 12, 2021

calaisbae_

one of the greatest tiktokers in history and never misses
also one of the greatest moots and consists of slandering randoms like fwbrent and rucking
he is a goat who thinks that cala maria is hot
also a peak ball z fan

"calaisbae_ never misses he is a goat"
"fwbrent <<<<<<<< calaisbae_"
"calaisbae_ when is the day you gonna miss?"

by somemfwithapillow October 15, 2021

douche-calade

Someone who possesses enough douchery to evenly share it with 6 or 7 more people, i.e. the number of seats in an Escalade

"Man, Travis is such a douche canoe."
"No way man, he's a full on douche-calade."

by Jackass and Bryguy March 8, 2016

Aydan Calafiore

An Australian artist who started on the Voice. He was on Joe Jonas’s team and ranked top 4.

He’s hot as hell and uses words like “keen” which confuses us Americans but it’s alright.

When he blows up and becomes famous... just remember that the person that wrote this is an OG. Suck my toes.

Aydan Calafiore won’t like my instagram post.

Aydan Calafiore has nice hair.

Aydan Calafiore has a nice BlOoDy Australian accent!

by Whydontweboi August 24, 2018

Anthony Calagna

The sexiest man alive. Such a big dick he has. He loves to have a good time in the bed. He’s the funniest person you will ever meet. Likes to fuck men on his free time. The person he’s nearest to is gonna have to suck his dick.

Did u guys hear of the new guy anthony calagna he’s such a twink.

by bigdaddyhoe January 6, 2021