Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.
The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck
by Hilda April 20, 2006
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