Buffington

Buffington (buh-fing-tunn) — adj.
1. The need to let everyone know how large you are despite it being truthful or not.

2. Something extremely massive in size almost to mythical proportions. Buffingtonesque.

Example: The midget's tale about how he dunked the basketball was extremely buffington.

Example: The Kracken dwarfed the island with it's Buffingtonesque girth.

by Scholarly Review Board May 27, 2012

Baffon

A general insult to be used on someone who is being an idiot or otherwise disappointing human being.

“Hey, did you hear how Chad missed the bus because he was on the toilet. What an absolute Baffon.

by Dennis Nicolson December 3, 2019

buffness

When you can truly say the following:

Dude, I almost started a fire today in physics class, 'cause I'm SMOKING HOT!
Dude, could I borrow your sewing machine, 'cause I'm RIPPED!
Dude, I almost got suspended today, 'cause I brought THESE GUNS TO SCHOOL!

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 16, 2003

Bufford

A poon or a very cowardley person. AKA All talk and no game/fight. Also known as the Ultimate Vagina.

Dude, this guy has no life and now he's become a Bufford!

by Link_Valentos June 9, 2011

muffin buffin' bookshelf

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.

Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

by BertGregor June 12, 2008

Buffoon

Dogs

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

Buffing

Your doing the most....your wildin ..or having no chill

Tory been buffing lately...

Bro your girl is really buffing dude

by October finest September 4, 2018