A Braden is an annoyingly weird, but cute guy. He never seems afraid to be himself. He is kind, funny, and smart. He spends a lot of time talking and laughing with his friends. He probably won’t talk to you unless you talk to him first. Also a Braden is much different than a Brayden. A Brayden isn’t nearly as open minded or kind.
by *ℂℛUЅℋℐℕᎶ October 5, 2018
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Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !
N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !
Usally Bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger Ting Tong !
N.B. Extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (Asian Bride) Because they may be after a passport, VISA, Your Money or all of the previous. There is also a high chance the are equipped with a penis and then you will get fucked !
Chris " Hey Gary I like you Dial A Bride, Was she cheap ? "
Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"
Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "
Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.
Gary " Yes she was half price and buy one get one free"
Chris " Great Im gonna get me one of those ! "
Gary " Be careful mate my free one has a cock, and fuck me in my sleep one night, though I liked it.
by Berthampton the 2nd December 25, 2007
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by Emo_otaku June 18, 2017
Get the Brayden mug.A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.
Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
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- Big Dick
-most handsome guy ever
-muscular
-athletic
-gets all the chicks
-part ninja
-really funny
-great friend
-just amazing at everything he does in life
- Big Dick
-most handsome guy ever
-muscular
-athletic
-gets all the chicks
-part ninja
-really funny
-great friend
-just amazing at everything he does in life
Braden is the best person ever
by Everything I say is true October 3, 2019
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