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Cum Bruise

The contusion left on the one’s body after an speedy or over-zealous ejaculation.
“I’m not taking you to church with that Cum Bruise on your face.”
by nottravis March 10, 2024
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word bruise

An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
by redflag73630 July 16, 2018
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patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.
"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."
by Al Benedict October 18, 2020
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Bruised Knee

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!
by FreddyKT November 27, 2017
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Bruises

Bruises is a song by Reneé Rapp.
She wrote it because she had sex with a girl on her friends couch and when she told him he was like reneé wtf and she was very hurt by that and so she wrote bruises.
bruises... justice for reneé and lesbian sex
by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024
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Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018
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Big Bruise Boy

Someone who is sad, hurt or 'down bad' in any sense. I.e heartbroken. bruised heart etc.
"Did you hear about Tyler Getting dumped by Haley?"

"Yeah he's a big bruise boy right now"
by bruiseboy47 April 19, 2021
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