Breiann

An intelligent, fun, pretty, and happy girl who always seems to be busy. She isn't shy at all and she could go and introduce her self to anyone. She makes a great girlfriend. She loves the beach and her friends. She is very pretty but sometimes denies that

She is so pretty she must be a Breiann

by Lillybrogan3361 June 6, 2015

Breachfinger

A poop stained finger, usually the index, gotten accidentally when toilet paper tears while wiping.

When the last scrap of toilet paper tore during my wiping, I received a seriously smelly case of breachfinger.

by bellyonyoback March 18, 2008

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010

bread sliced

Getting your hair cut...

Tim: Hey John did you do something to your hair?
John: Yea man, I got my bread sliced.

Example 2--

John walks into a barber shop, "hey can I'm here for my monthly bread slicing."

by slipperywizard December 19, 2011

bread test

The bread test is when you are having someone clean your toilet. After they are finished cleaning your toilet you wipe it down with a piece of bread. If its clean, you eat it. If its dirty they eat it.

"My son lied to me about cleaning the toilets, so I made him take the bread test."

"How did it go?"

"He's still inside throwing up."

by pickle peter December 17, 2013

Bread bondo

When someone eats a sandwich made with cheap white bread, and afterwards, the bread fills in the spaces/gaps between their teeth. Making it look like their teeth have been bondo'ed over. The person never knows it, but everyone they talk to notices.

DUDE: Yo man, did you see, I bet Greg had a Wonderbread sandwich for lunch.

MAN: How do you know?

DUDE: You didn't see? When he was talking, his teeth were all bread bondo'ed over. I was so distracted, I don't even know what he was saying

MAN: Bread bondo.... Gross!

Submitted by Paul & Art

by Paul&Art March 10, 2016

Breada Cheese

Someone you don't like but don't know

check out this guys facebook... yeah what a breada cheese

by parkinhouzen January 7, 2020