Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.

OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?

by RedNine August 10, 2022

Popcorn Braces

The feeling you get when a kernal gets stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

This kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

bit of brace

To let someone know you are stripping.

Michael Sheen got overheated on set and decided show a ‘bit of brace’.

by Marrilion November 30, 2023

chest brace

Makes a whole new level to torture people called Stephan usually wears it

I GOT FUCKING CHEST BRACES

by AmanTheTeacher March 6, 2019

braces effect

When someone gets braces and becomes more confident and fun and or more attractive.

Ex: : dude that girl is so cool , she was so lame last year
: yeah I know after she got braces she’s been totally different: total Braces Effect

by XxMiddleSchoolersAreWierdxX March 20, 2024

sucked dick, in a braces way

When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.

That event really sucked dick, in a braces way.

by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024