Blad

Slang term meaning *friend* or *bruv*

Safe blad, wha gwan
>Hello friend!How are you today? whats new<

by leila November 1, 2003

on the blade

A place or places where sex workers do business; in the business of sex work.

I would rather be on the blade than exploited in a minimum wage job.

by El Biffo February 22, 2017

bladee

the god

-fam have u heard new bladee single
-fukk ye

by woodenhorse November 20, 2017

bitch bladder

A bladder of unnaturally small proportions resulting in frequent trips to the bathroom. An emasculating epithet referring to a weak, womanly bladder.

Due to Thomas' bitch bladder, he's unable to finish a pint before needing to run to the bathroom.

by Ben Mepham October 11, 2007

bladdered

A term used in Ireland to describe a certain level of drunkenness and is generally used when the bladder of the person drinking can't cope with the volume of alcohol taken and develops a mind of it's own.

Typical Symptoms include: unable to speak properly, only capable of emitting 1 syllable every 12 seconds, unable to walk, unable to control bladder, unable to understand plain english, trying to hail a shopping trolley for a lift home, urinating for 12 minutes at a time with a startled-deer look on their face, talking to shopping trolleys, sudden short-sightedness and long-sightedness at the same time, swaying, trying to copulate with a shopping trolley, proposing marraige to the policewoman, crying about the price of parsnips, pouring uneaten fast food all over the footpath, phoning the mother-in-law, randomly quoting descartes/proust/homer simpson..etc.

did ye see yer man last night? totally bladdered he was. couldn't string a sentance together. so he couldn't. They poured him into the joe maxi (taxi).

or

ah, jaysis lads, the girlfriends bladdered. can someone call a joe maxi (taxi)?

by Fergusg May 13, 2006

bladen

a very hott male yt:s0gs

wow bladen is very attractive

by Sthehottmale May 31, 2018

sling blade

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

by Ben April 3, 2005