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beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.
"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.
by Rockwell September 15, 2005
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beaver whisper

the unexpected release of air from a female's vagina. Also known as a queef.
After a long evening of steamy sex Crystal was surprised when she let out a beaver whisper.
by clever lamb June 7, 2009
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beaver dammer

a term synonymous with "cock block" however only applying to women that prevent another woman from "scoring" with a target of intimate interest
"I was totally gonna go home with that guy till that beaver dammer screwed it up"
"i totally got beaver dammed by that slut!"
by sully401 July 7, 2009
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beaverguin

The Beaverguin is a hybrid mythological creature that combines the body parts of a Beaver and a Penguin. Because a living Beaverguin has never been seen, artistic renderings show it to be built of a penguin's torso, a beaver's tail, and a combination of both Beaver and Penguin characteristics that make up the head. Half bird, half mammal, the Beaverguin if real would likely be proficient in aquatic locomotion.
Dude, I got drunk last night and got a tattoo of a beaverguin
by bizzelmister September 28, 2009
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Beaver chief

beaver chief;chief of the beavers: as beaver is used as another term for vagina. when someone calls you a beaver chief they are calling you chief of the vaginas. they are calling you a pimp, player, guy who gets a lot of action or vagina.
john tucker is a beaver chief, or guy who gets his
by Ashley Trappe May 23, 2011
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beaver penis

A flaccid penis. The guy with a beaver penis is not able to get it hard for sexual intercourse.
- He could'nt get it up.

- Why not?
-Because he got a beaver penis.
by harvaldz November 18, 2015
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Beavercocking

When a girl chews on your cock till you bleed then drinks you blood with your pubes as a side
“beavercocking” Woah the way she beavercocked me last night was amazing
by Tommy Gordon May 1, 2021
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