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bleachina

Bleaching the asshole, especially the skin of the anus.
Yesterday I went to the beauty shop and got a bleachina done, and my dark brown asshole now looks whiter than a ghost!
by Mohawk Stevens November 11, 2017
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bething out

Freaking the fuck out; unnecessarily paranoid; everyone is out to get you; to become exceedingly anxious typically in at a rapid pace; spiraling quickly
Female: Hey girl how do you like my outfit?

Me: It’s good
Female: Omg what’s wrong with it? Does it make me look fat? Did Maciana say something about it to you? What did she say? Does Jessi hate me? I think I’m going to throw up.

Me: Geezus will you stop bething out? We said it’s fine.
by Bayou Girl524 February 24, 2018
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Secondary Beating

Masturbating vigorously for a second time right after busting one nut just wasn’t enough.
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.

My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
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needs a beating

v. Phrase; to express the desire to bludgeon a person or thing due to its annoying or undesirable nature
Bob-Dude, my brother shit in my oatmeal this morning.
Bill-WTF man? He needs a beating

or

Glenn Beck just needs a beating
by Jyizzle024 March 12, 2010
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Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
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Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.
Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!
by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010
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Cry-Beating

Using you Tear drops as personal Lubricant.
Man, I just caught Josh Cry-Beating!!!
by TinyWilson February 4, 2010
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