Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 September 7, 2008

Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 1, 2004

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

E-bert

A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.

Chuck Norris is an E-bert.

by Chuck Zarka April 18, 2011

bert reynolds

Makin the ladies of the 80s just tremble

Bert Reynolds makes the ladies of the 80s tremble.

by Tyronethefriendlynig February 23, 2014

bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned September 29, 2012