bench drinking

Drinking a full bench in the time span of an hour.

Damn boi, you gonna start bench drinking that shit or what.

by Iwasrene1 November 11, 2017

Bench hopping

When a fat lazy bitch needs to sit at every bench she sees, regardless just being on one for time.

Gets up from bench.

Walks for 2 minutes and needs another one

Tf you doing. Bench hopping.

by Fatbiatch August 30, 2019

bench slap

When a judge unleashes a verbal smackdown of someone in a courtroom setting. A bench slap can be directed at anyone in the courtroom for example: an attorney, a plaintiff, a defendant, etc.

Mane, Judge Thompson went off on that defendant. Dude got bench slapped.

by beccabecca October 29, 2020

bench queen

Slang for someone at a range that stands still and dumps rounds because either or both a) they don’t want to dirty the gun, or b) they are too fat or stupid to move, shoot, and communicate.

You spent $2,000 on a new gun eh? Better put it to work or you’ll be a bench queen.

by Schadoe ninja October 8, 2020

Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

Bench boy

A bench boy is a guy on your hook up list that you might call when you need some dick. Definitely a guy you only talk for sex.

I was talking to one of my bench boys, but he couldn’t hang out so i called my other bench boy.

by babydevilj July 24, 2021

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021