Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 20, 2012

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1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.

someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug

by cruster duster March 03, 2021

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asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile April 27, 2016

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Yeeting a beetle

Throwing a beetle.

Man : What are you doing?
Kid : Yeeting a beetle.

by Yeet Eater Deluxe October 26, 2019

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Chilly as a beetle

When you’re just so vicariously cold! You’re shivering your little timbers and shaking your bones. You’re chilly as a beetle, wishing you could be snug as a bug in a rug!

Damn man I’m chilly as a beetle

It’s so cold i’m literally as chilly as a beetle rn 😭😭❤️

by Brookwyn October 18, 2023

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