Dung Beetle

...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

...I saw on live news feed that two of my facebook friends had joined a facebook group supporting the proposition that the Dung Beetle can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

by Little Hink February 17, 2010

Beetlejizz

Standing in front of a full body mirror while masturbating and cumming on the mirror so that it looks like you are cumming all over yourself. On your last 3 strokes, you should say 'Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!'

This is, of course, based on the popular Winona Ryder movie 'Beetlejuice'.

Josh was trying to pull off the Beetlejizz in his room but his mom walked in while he was saying 'Beetlejizz!' for the 3rd time and ended up cumming all over her.

by jeffreybruce June 5, 2009

beetle-bonnet

also known as the beetle hood

i like to eat beetle hoods

by Barnaldo the Chez January 5, 2005

beetledick

Extremely small penis

Brigitte was so disappointed when she saw her boyfriend David's beetledick.

by Laurie N May 9, 2008

BeetleBoy

The art of fucking up everything you do

Oh no he's gone and done a BeetleBoy

by Jaxaarr April 1, 2009

Dung Beetle

A wonderful insect which helps the world by rolling poop into delicate intricate balls. It is often farmed for clearing dung. Most people would die to adopt it. It's sooo cute!

Here, meet my pet which is a dung beetle.
She loves rolling your poop into ballssss.

by DungoBeetle October 18, 2019

Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.

I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.

by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009