beds for bensons

a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals

shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins

by poorlyendowed March 14, 2010

Olivia Bensonola

A fad on Stan Twitter who hates on BTS (as she should). She is apart of The Ola Family. She is also signed to Ola Records.

Oh? The fad that was hating on BTS, is Olivia Bensonola

by deathshaq December 21, 2021

Branson bitch

A Branson bitch it the type of girl in Branson that only causes drama, talks shit on everyone, and then claims to be your friend. Hoes around with everyone.

Emily is such a Branson bitch

by Http.deadinside July 16, 2016

Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

I like beans on toast

by Fricking_sick_bro August 15, 2020

Le Benson

A position one may assume after short lived inebriated sex. "Le Benson" consists of laying bollock naked on ones front with both legs spread wide, presenting your pale bottom and testicles to whomever might enter the room.

A: I had sex last night with this really drunk guy
B: Did you cuddle afterwards?
A: No I went to clean up and by the time I came back he was doing Le Benson.

by GOTSOT2017 February 7, 2017

Beason

The term describes the act of one busting; an orgasm; to release large amounts of sweg in a female's mouth.

Guy 1: Brah, I totally beason'd last night!
Guy 2: What? She let you do it?
Guy 1: Toates McGoats.
Guy 3: Sweg

by Batman2015 May 30, 2014

benson kuhfus

a flaming homosexual

man, i thought that kid was a total benson kuhfus

by Ralph Arenas Higgins October 29, 2010