Not Completely Ready

The result of using numpties to manufacture products. The reports cataloging these occurences and the oh oh spaghetti ohs leading to them are known as NCR's.
The customer has just called it appears their product was not completely ready. Can you give them a call back and take some abuse, I'm off to kick some numpties.
by Ben September 19, 2003
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Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.
That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)
by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019
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I-Ready

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!
by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022
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I-ready

I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it
"damn we had to do i-ready today"jimmy says,"i think it melted my brain"
by hehheheehhe February 09, 2023
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Ben Ready

A hyper-fucktard, often found bein’ a rapper by the name of lil’ bitch
Y’know Ben Ready?

Yeah, he’s a hoe ass bitch
by BigFingerlickinIdiot January 30, 2020
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ready whip

A penis that is ready to ejaculate at a moments notice.
My man has a true case of ready whip, ready to blow anytime I need it to.
by Corvieus April 22, 2017
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pussy ready

when your pussy is shaven and ready for sex
Jacob- "my girlfriend i hope she's pussy ready"

Jessica- "omg my gf is coming over in 20 minutes hopefully i have enough time to get pussy ready"
by pussyking9669 March 09, 2021
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