Rape Battle

Just like wrestling, except both men are naked and have erections. The objective is to insert your penis into the other man's anal hole without having him insert his into yours.

Guy 1: I'm starting a rape battle club in my basement.
Guy 2: That's sick!
Guy 1: I'm going to teach people rape techniques.
Guy 2: Like what?
Guy 1: Like clenching your butthole to block the other guy's dick.

by Bonamour October 13, 2011

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holy bananas batman

A phrase used when in shock or in excitement.

Johnny: Dude! Check out that MILF!
Brian: Holy Bananas Batman!!!

by Bee Ryan. January 4, 2010

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Battle Ground

A small city outside of Vancouver Wa.
Known for its excessive amount of Bunners and hicks.

"Wow that town is a Battle Ground"

by Kayla Burleson August 4, 2008

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r/batmanarkham

a sub reddit full of insane people who haven't had a game in years
it has also invaded a bunch of other subs with their memes some in those subs going along with the jokes and other being complete assholes about it like that one guy who got banned from the god of war sub

me: why doesnt sonic kill eggman? is he stupid
other guy: r/batmanarkham sucks you're not funny
me: *blows you up with mind*
other guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by kell incognita April 17, 2023

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battle apple

A thug / gang weapon resembling a mace. Euphemism for the penis, referenced in the song "Josie" by Steely Dan ("We're gonna shine up the battle apple . . .")

"Jo would you love to scrapple
She'll never say no
Shine up the battle apple
We'll shake 'em all down tonight
We're gonna mix in the street . . ."

by TANSTAAFL1 June 14, 2010

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