David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂

David Batley- the big man himself

by M8_101 May 25, 2018

jason bartlett

An outstanding genuine guy who is always there to lend a hand or literally save the day.

Jason bartlett saved Mike freese from 3 fat girls from abducting him.

by Floppey tripod January 2, 2023

bartlett hours

A person who works many more hours than they are expected to, solely for the good of others and for no personal gain could be described as working "bartlett hours".

"Working through your meal breaks again eh? It must be hard keeping up those Bartlett hours!"

by Mother Teresa's assistant December 26, 2007

Charles Barkley

a person who is a cock block or denies a friend from hooking up with a girl. The term Charles Barkley comes from the fact that the NBA player is huge and blocks almost anything in his way. Also he was ignorant and did respect people on the court.

My friend denied me from getting with a girl, he was being a Charles Barkley.

by Gary Scott May 1, 2006

Barkley

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

by flavola November 8, 2010

barleycorns

A word similar in definition to fiddlesticks, used when expressing frustration or awe.

Gretchen: Prudence, Jessica shaved her head!"
Prudence: Oh Barleycorns!

by avoriciousskirt December 2, 2007

Barley-Wheat Face

Someone who takes excessive pleasure in farming.

Horace: "Wow, look over there."

Steve: "At what?"

Horace: "That guy has been farming for hours."

Steve: "That's just Andrew. He's the local Barley-Wheat Face."

by Slugdog February 12, 2009