poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Boom Balloon

Another name for a condom

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!

by rock monk July 16, 2007

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013

L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.

Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.

by staightouttacompton21 July 16, 2008

hot air balloon

a device use for flying around...

back in my day a hot air balloon was a flying device, but wtf is it now?!?!

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

brown balloon knot

Brown Balloon Knot is a phrase used to describe the look of the anus.
Next time you have hold of a blown up balloon, take a look at the ring above where the knot is formed. It looks like an arse hole. The brownness obviously comes from the colour of shit.

I finally stuck it in my girlfriend's brown balloon knot last night.

by Stainos September 4, 2006