Glue balloons

Male genitalia

I got kicked right in the glue balloons

by Sergeants Stadanko June 12, 2024

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N.
1. Testicles that stick to the side of the leg (such as in humid weather)

2. Testicles that “glue” you between two rooms because you slammed the door on them

I’m seeing stars, I’m losing air
Sound the alarm, Bring me a chair

I’m caught between two different rooms

That door just crushed my glue balloons

by Glue Balloons June 12, 2024

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glue balloons

Another euphemism meaning “testicles”

Help! I smashed my glue balloons in the door!

by CalmSnail June 14, 2024

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Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door

by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024

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Balls, testicles.

Glue looks like semen, especially Elmer’s glue. A deeper meaning is that an accidental pregnancy can glue a couple together.

Damn, man. Heather is pregnant. My glue balloons have us stuck together for the next 18 years.

by E-Z.E. Longfelloo July 6, 2024

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A slang term for hundred-dollar bills, named after the blue security strip, especially when they’re thrown into the air or raining down, creating the visual effect of blue balloons floating. Commonly used to describe flashy displays of wealth, flexing, or “making it rain.”
This term was coined by the artist JEXE.

“Damn, he just walked in and started making it rain—look at all those blue balloons in the air.”

by JEXE January 18, 2026

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