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two bit backseat bench whore

a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.
man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car

chris- your fucking sick

man1- shit happens when you party naked
by earl guy puckett January 13, 2011
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Backseat orderer

The obnoxious shouting of food requests at a person placing a telephone takeout order, when they do not want to place the order themselves; resulting in inaccurate food orders.
Next time don't be a backseat orderer and you can get your moo goo gai pan.

I'm sorry I forgot to get your knots, Jim was backseat ordering and I couldn't hear you.
by Word doctor18 September 13, 2011
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Backseat Drinker

1. A college senior who encourages underclassmen to get messed up
2. Someone who encourages everyone else at a party to get wasted and doesn't really drink much theirself
I got so wasted this weekend....all my friend's fault, he's such a backseat drinker.
by sutf October 13, 2011
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backseat thuggin'

it's not a thing it's an activity. what you must do is:

1. sit somewhere towards the back of a gathering of people (ie: a classroom)

2. often times you either must look really cool or really threatening, often giving dirty looks at a speaker

3. can only be done in a public gathering (ie: a class, lecture, public address)
Jack: hey, Alex, Steve looks pissed.
Alex: Naw, he ain't pissed man, Steve be backseat thuggin'.
by Solid.Snake1985 April 6, 2013
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Backseat jiver

Someone who isn’t in control of the music that’s playing at a party or in a car, but is suggesting a new song every time a song ends, often one that nobody else there likes. ANNOYING
Sarah: Hey, can we play some Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Me: No! We decided I was the car DJ for this trip!
Ethan: Yeah, Sarah, stop being such a backseat jiver!
by He/She/Awesome August 13, 2018
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Backseat Dog

1. A guy or girl who is named Max.

2. Dog with wheels for back legs.
3. When you have sex in the backseat of a car doggy style.
Max was Alex's Backseat Dog.
by backseat dogster January 31, 2019
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Backseat honey buns

It’s when y’all fuckin in the backseat and cum on her ass
by UglyBrat February 21, 2020
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