Taker Backer

when a douche gives you something then takes it back.

ricky: hey edwardo. want this crayon?
edwardo: sure thanks buddy
-1 day later-
ricky: i want that crayon back edwardo.
edwardo: you are such a taker backer!
ricky: what did you say?
edwardo: taker backer!
ricky: thats it *pulls out a gun*
edwardo: hey man, calm down.
ricky: give me my crayon back you poop head!
edwardo: cmon man, i need it.
ricky: *cocks gun*
edwardo: fine here you go.
ricky: yay thanks
edwardo: no problem
ricky: so you wanna go to burger palace?
edwardo: sure. id love to.
ricky: okay lets go.
edwardo: alright let me get my coat on.
ricky: hey thats my coat.
edwardo: you gave it to me.
ricky: well i want it back.
edwardo: fuck you pasta sucker
edwardo and ricky pull out their guns and shoot everyone. the world dies. the end.

remember kids, being a taker backer is bad!

by taker backer July 5, 2008

backdoor man

Fucking a married woman.

Shake for me girl, i wanna be your backdoor man.

by |Zoso| September 2, 2005

backdoor draft

Backdoor draft – Military term used to describe the current government policy of keeping troops in the military beyond their original enlistment contracts through the utilization of “stop loss orders” (keeping specific shortage job specialties such as military intelligence and aviation in) and “stop movement orders” (locking down entire units so that troops can’t leave the military or rotate out into another unit). Some troops have spent one to two years serving past their enlistment contract or retirement date.

“Man, it sucks to be SGT Johnson.”
“Why’s that?”
“He had a scholarship to UT set up but now the Army’s keeping him in for another year to send him back to Iraqistan.”
“Is he going to loose his scholarship?”
“Probably. Damn backdoor draft.”

by Trav February 10, 2005

Backend

The other half of the money owed for someone’s time or investment. Assuming the first half was already paid.

“I had the crowd goin’ crazy bruh, where the manager, pay me that backend.”

by RealMeaning23 August 13, 2019

baked as a cake

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

Backdoor Betty

A girl that enjoys anal sex, sometimes even over vaginal sex. This is usually a secret preference, and not advertised by the girl, to avoid jokes and to protect her "reputation" as a "nice" girl.

She'll never admit it, but I've heard that she's a Backdoor Betty!

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010