asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

asspirin

A special form of acetylsalicylic acid that you ingest to help reduce aches caused by the a**holes in your life, and/or to help you to better deal with anyone who is a royal pain-in-the-a**.

I wonder if asspirin could also help relieve the smarting pains of humiliation you'd feel if you'd unwittingly made a total jacka** of yourself in public???

by QuacksO September 25, 2019

assphenomical

An ass that is astronomically big and phenomenally beautiful.

Crystal’s booty is assphenomical

by Bubba Willie September 15, 2020

assophobic

Assophobic meaning-being homophobic towards ass

Jenifer:"her ass is so flat"
Julien:"hey!thats assophobic!"

by Briannah👁 November 10, 2020

AssPicus

AssPicus is where a girl legally has to send you a picture of her ass clothed or not

"Hey girl you gotta fat ass lemme get a Asspicus"

by ImDaddyNorris January 5, 2021

asspizza

austin butts’ handmade fashion brand, endorsed by various rappers and celebrities such as kanye west and asap rocky, also infamously takes 2 years to ship packages

guy 1: “yo are those asspizza jeans?”
guy 2: “yeah, 2019”
guy 1: “damn you already got your 2019 package?”

by spriiite February 24, 2021

Asspimple

someone who has issues with whatever you do and they feel like an asspimple because you cant get rid of them

I cant get rid of them, they’re an asspimple

by vocaloidpsychopath July 11, 2021