Aseervatham

Means "blessing" in Tamil, one of the ancient languages of this world, and if you ever meet this kid you'll see just how well this name fits him, cause when you meet him you know you've been blessed by (God/gods/a mysterious force/something else) with the lifelong friendship of one of the most amazing people there is. This boy may not seem like much on the outside ;D his lack of muscle of confidence can seem misleading, but he can make you laugh or smile anytime, anywhere, and could you up on saddest day of your life, or could probably even prevent you from ever having a worst day of your life. He's cheerful, outgoing, sociable, friendly, but can be serious when he needs to be, and is 100% trustworthy. You'd be hardpressed to find a better friend than him.

Oh, and lets not forget his charm and ability to get the ladies ;)

In a bar
Manly man: Hey there, ladies *flashes smile*
*Ladies all swoon*
All the other guys in the bar: Dam, I wish i was an aseervatham like that kid, I heard he got married to Shriya Saran, the lucky bastard.

Friend 1: My life is over!! *cries*
Friend 2: *funny yet comforting comment that I am not allowed to divulge, since this person has patented his statement =/*
Friend 1: *cheerful now* D'awwwww, your such an Aseervatham!

by The-Masked-Mustache August 23, 2011

Asher Mckenzie

A big celeb in the big band profcal, portland oregon

"hey i'm a piece of shit and i'm cool becuzz i am 17 now" "oh cool got claudia's poop stuck in my asshole, gotta write a new song" "wow that asher mckenzie has a big booty"

by Profcal cooper December 30, 2011

Asher

Probably one of the bestest friend you’ll ever have. He’s their for you and will make you feel better. If you piss him off or are mean to his friends/family he we will be after your ass. If you have an Asher in your life be very happy.

Guy 1- hah you at that you can do anything with your friend.
Me- *looks up and see Asher* I would disagree.
Asher- *punches the guy in the face* that’s what you get for talk shit to my friend.

by Charlie 2023 October 7, 2018

Asher

Silky man. He produces spiders.

Asher: Spiders
You: ????

by SpiderExpert43 January 2, 2023

Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009

Asperge

The label given to one who has Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits the behaviour of one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness to leave one's own house and socialise, and the inability to understand social contact.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an asperge. I'd rather go shoe shopping and play mass effect."

Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."

Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want you to leave so I don't have to be around you and socialise."

Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."

by v.ignis March 18, 2010

Per aspera ad Astra

"Through hardships to the stars."
A moto of trekkies or the like.

Trekkie: Per aspera ad Astra!
Non-trekkie: Huh?? What did you say?

by jaelee11 March 17, 2008