comfy as a starfish

Very comfortable, comparable to one being “snug as a bug”

Fred: I love blankets!
Bob: You look comfy as a starfish, friend.
Fred: Thank you.

by SpiderExpert43 August 18, 2023

Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023

Asher

Silky man. He produces spiders.

Asher: Spiders
You: ????

by SpiderExpert43 January 02, 2023