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Alverta

Alverta is a fiercely independent and beautiful woman, who knows who she is and what she wants. She is lovable but don’t get on her bad side because she can hold a grudge-her silent treatment will drive you crazy. She is an amazing cook and lover and best mom in the world. If you know one, she’s an amazing person to have in your life.
Alverta loves her kids.
Alverta works hard and plays hard.
by Simmie83 November 23, 2021
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algjerta

the baddest bitch out there. best personality, best person to depend on, always laughing, funny, burps a lot. but all the guys want her. she’s albanian, she’s cultured. get you an algjerta
Hey look at algjerta! i love her pants
by tonyzheng November 27, 2021
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Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!
by gnostic3 December 21, 2021
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Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"
Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.
by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021
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Algereta

The identifier of the most sot after margarita. Developed my a man from the pacific north west baring the name Al.

The drink consists of:

2 shots top shelf Tequila

1 Shot Cointreau
1/2 shot fresh lime juice

Shaken w/ice
Served on the rocks in a i pint glass
It’s Algereta time
by 1lucky1 July 22, 2022
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alerta

Used when Vargskelethor Joey pauses the game and starts typing to pull up a funny haha :)
ALERTA ALERTA JOKE INCOMING
by namexddd October 17, 2022
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Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.
I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.
by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023
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